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High cannabis lover! Cannoisseur.club is THE Blog and strain Guide for Cannabis lovers. Here you will find full strain reviews of the Top 10 Cannabis Strains and more! Popular Cannabis strains such as like OG Kush, Star Dog and Lemon haze are all covered here.

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Each strain reviewed has been sampled by the author, who is a Veteran user of this fine herb. Thanks for visiting and we hope you enjoy your stay.

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9 pound Hammer Strain

9lb (Pound) Hammer

It does exactly what it says on the tin! This great cannabis strain is our current #1 place holder in the top 10 of our favourite strains. 9 Pound Hammer is a result of a ménage à trois of some household names (Gooberry, Jack The Ripper,Hell’s OG ).

This Indica Dominant Hybrid will nail you to the couch with a heavy hitting 18-23% THC content! To top off this treat of nature the citrus flavour with pungent berry overtones will leave you wanting more.

Genetics Indica-dominant (80%)
Parents GooBerry and Jesus OG
THC 25%
CBD 0.29%
Smell/Falvour Berry, Pungent, Citrus, Lemon
Effect Sleepy, Body-stoned, Couch-lock, Strong


Dieseltonic is a special number. CBD heavy, it packs a positive and uplifting high making it a good choice if you want to remain functional, but high. This 50/50 hybrid that descends from one of my personal favourite strains, NYC Diesel. It does justice to its parent strains.

Combined with a reverted Cannatonic strain, this extraordinary combo packs a powerful flavour that is a complex mix of Diesel flavours and citrus aromas from the Cannatonic heritage. Having three distinct pheno possibilities, half of the seeds produced will be a 1:1 CBD/THC ratio, the other half will display near-pure levels of either THC or CBD making it an intriguing option for growers.

Genetics Indica/Sativa (50|50)
Parents Cannatonic and NYC Diesel
THC Medium
CBD High
Smell/Falvour Tropical, Fruity, Citrus
Effect Uplifting, Focused, Energetic
Dieseltonic Strain
Jack Herer Strain

Jack Herer

Jack Herer evokes many thoughts in every smoker, one of the most prolific pro-cannabis activists, Jack Herer is sadly missed within the Cannabis community. It is only fitting that such a great plant is left in his legacy.

Rusty coloured hairs and light green buds make Jack Herer very distinctive. This strain is almost covered root to tip in frosty resin, sticky trichomes and oozing terpenoids. When properly cured, these nugs pop like nothing else, releasing a cinnamon spice aroma with sweet notes.

A clean cerebral high this strain is sativa dominant. It provides a clear head and a strong energetic indica buzz that is special to the Jack Herer genus. All of these qualities make it the perfect morning smoke with your favourite morning tea or coffee, it really sets you up for the day.

Genetics Indica/Sativa
Parents Haze, Skunk and Northern Lights
THC High
CBD Unknown
Smell/Falvour Sweet and spicy citrus
Effect Uplifting, Cerebral, Energetic and Euphoric


Cheese, everyone knows that smell. A distinctive phenotype that was born in the UK, this strain has become popular globally leading to it’s stable position as a Top 10 leader among Coffee shops in Amsterdam. It’s origin stems from Afghani and South American sativas giving it’s distinct aroma, taste and all seducing effects. As suggested by it’s name, the distinct terpenes release a strong and full flavour that carries through into the smoke.

Packing a heavy punch Cheese is a great balance of Indica and Sativa with THC levels upwards of 18%! It will get you there and leave you with a daft grin and relaxed attitude, great for a sunday morning coffee. Just be aware, it is not a discreet aroma! After a meeting with this wonderful nug you’ll be left wanting more as of its distinct taste and hit. You’ll soon see why it’s a favourite, carrying the Skunk 1 lineage to a new generation of Cannoiseur smokers.

This is a good all around smoke, it will leave you calm, happy & euphoric without a massive couch locking sensation which will bring a stressful day to an end, helping you focus your perspective onto the more important things in life

Genetics Indica/Sativa (50|50)
Parents Skunk 1
THC 18-20%
CBD Medium
Smell/Falvour Cheese, Strong/pungent, Skunk
Effect Chilled, Balanced, Euphoric, Satisfied
Cheese Strain
Jack Herer Strain

Mango Haze

Mango Haze, even the name gets my mouth watery. This cannabis strain is a cross of 3 amazing plants, Haze, Northern Lights and Skunk#1. The architects of these genetics have created a fruity magnificence boasting a massive 24% THC content which delivers a highly psychoactive buzz. These nugs knock even the most Veteran of smokers so noobs beware!

When growing Mango Haze exhibits an attractive appearance with white whispy hairs and sticky tricomb covered buds. Once dried the THC content is immediately visible and when cured properly, the buds pop releasing the most pungent, fruity aroma that will stick with you. All in all a great smoke, just be warned if you are new to smoking as this hits like a bat!

Genetics Indica/Sativa
Parents Skunk and Northern Lights, Haze
THC Medium
CBD Unknown
Smell/Falvour Sweet mango, fruity
Effect Uplifting, Cerebral, Sociable, Energetic and Euphoric

The Micro Bong

This Bong has been my go to for years! I have a perculator 2 teir bong, still this little gem packs a great punch. It's also tough, as all smokers know this is a must with glass Bongs. But, if it does break, it's cheap and easy to replace.